I was absentmindedly looking at the graffiti on the tables in class and asked my yr 12s the meaning of a word I didn't recognise. They dissolved into fits of giggles and I said 'Oh dear, I might just ask google, then.' And got a rousing chorus of 'NO!!!!'s.
One kind, bold student drew breath long enough to give a definition and I was reminded to never ask questions in class when I don't know the answer.
I have set a new record on how brilliantly red I can blush.